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BrandNewSentence

Brand New Sentence

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For sentences never before written, found in the wild.

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

  • Common phrases

  • Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English

  • Graphic depictions of violence in the news

  • Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

  • I think this belongs here

  • One of my friends said this

  • Found on...

  • On a topic about...

  • What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin

  • This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.

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We are looking for moderators! (self.BrandNewSentence)

18 · submitted 2 months ago by SteamTrainDude The One and Only to r/BrandNewSentence

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!

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Mod notice: Polymarket and Friends, don’t be free advertising (self.BrandNewSentence)

242 · submitted 29 days ago by theoriginalzads Only the cool kids get purple flairs. to r/BrandNewSentence

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Manufactured sentences from gambling and similar organisations that purely generate sentences to ‘go viral’ and to encourage sharing in subs like this, such as Polymarket, are prohibited and go against Rule 1.

Please, don’t give gambling websites free advertising. They earn more than enough money to pay for ads like everyone else and their content isn’t funny, it is a marketing department making it seem funny.

If you use Polymarket or any similar gambling services, please seek assistance from local gambling addiction support services. The house always wins.

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Man declares he prefers bears to twinks in a failed attempt to come off hetero (i.redd.it)

9125 · submitted 5 hours ago by Durian_Queef to r/BrandNewSentence

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Ethically sourced child's spine . (i.redd.it)

5160 · submitted 6 hours ago by Unnamedaccount0 to r/BrandNewSentence

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People think they found god and it is linear algebra (i.redd.it)

17.6k · submitted 12 hours ago by putin_on_a_ritz96 to r/BrandNewSentence

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You can do anything with little Reddit (i.redd.it)

2268 · submitted 9 hours ago by _HKB_ to r/BrandNewSentence

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No mother involved, he gave birth to her. (i.redd.it)

803 · submitted 3 hours ago by Foucault99 Screenshot Saver📱 to r/BrandNewSentence

  • 24 comments
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this is like criss angel mindfreak for pedophiles (i.redd.it)

829 · submitted 4 hours ago by Rowak to r/BrandNewSentence

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Sikh Vancouver police officer Const. Sukhvinder Sunger goes viral in Scotland after leading the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo as the VPD Pipe Band drum major in a kilt and turban. (i.redd.it)

24.2k · submitted 22 hours ago by CompleteBeginning271 to r/BrandNewSentence

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I love a good mash-up or a remix eh!

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minimalism was made up by big small to sell you more less (i.redd.it)

269 · submitted 3 hours ago by diglettsarecool to r/BrandNewSentence

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The Rizzler Versus Baby Gronk: Dawn of the Costco Guys (i.redd.it)

305 · submitted 5 hours ago by Rule_Ct_5293 to r/BrandNewSentence

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"We understand a death occurred, but it's not right for people to turn to the internet and sodomize the reputation of a company" (i.redd.it)

936 · submitted 14 hours ago by DecalageVersLeRouge to r/BrandNewSentence

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https://people.com/human-interest/man-claims-wedding-videographer-mocked-him-refused-refund-fiancee-death-car-crash/

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“Stripping off my flesh onesie.” (i.redd.it)

1710 · submitted 20 hours ago by loudrain99 to r/BrandNewSentence

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Banned from a competitive tournament after posting photos of his concerning skin condition and complaining of a bug infestation in his home (i.redd.it)

Hidden · submitted 1 hour ago by BirthdayBoyStabMan to r/BrandNewSentence

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vibe-cooked a sandwich (i.redd.it)

55 · submitted 3 hours ago by Lcsmxd Max Verstappen to r/BrandNewSentence

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A Labubu was left of Karl Marx's grave. (i.redd.it)

12.7k · submitted 1 day ago by xxplosiv to r/BrandNewSentence

  • 84 comments
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Can we get gender theory researchers to look at emergent culture in agent swarms plz (i.redd.it)

830 · submitted 18 hours ago by Queasy_Dentist3903 to r/BrandNewSentence

  • 60 comments
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My love language is rubbing my butt & telling me you'd defeat the eye of Sauron for me (i.redd.it)

47 · submitted 5 hours ago by HowlingHipster to r/BrandNewSentence

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Who Yaasified this Mummified Victorian Toddler? (i.redd.it)

51 · submitted 7 hours ago by roryoryory to r/BrandNewSentence

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He's ethnically black but used whitening creams (i.redd.it)

6572 · submitted 1 day ago by Background-Tutor7684 to r/BrandNewSentence

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Would the Ancient Greeks Upgrade to Windows 11? (i.redd.it)

19 · submitted 2 hours ago by Prior-Meeting-8850 to r/BrandNewSentence

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Found this youtube video title interesting about windows 11

source video

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The 'Father of PlayStation' Says Killing Discs Backlash Is a 'Mentality Issue' (i.redd.it)

19 · submitted 4 hours ago by Prior-Meeting-8850 to r/BrandNewSentence

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"A friend of mine was once called homophobic for telling someone that he didn't believe in horoscopes. By someone he was messaging on Grindr" (i.redd.it)

22 · submitted 7 hours ago by tsuguko02 to r/BrandNewSentence

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Norwegian teenage hitman hired for UK murder by Iran-backed crime gang jailed for 20 years (i.redd.it)

11 · submitted 4 hours ago by n0vag0d to r/BrandNewSentence

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