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Murdered By Words

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A place for well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments.

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Moderation FAQ

Rules:

1. Post must include a Murder or Burn!

  • It has to be a targeted jab at another person, organization, or group of people.
  • A small word on what is and definitely isnt a burn or murder
  • Make sure your post isn't missing important context.

2. No Reposts

  • Do not repost content. Reposts of content from the top 30 of all time or from the last 4 months will be removed.

3. Don't submit messy content.

  • If your post is an eyesore, meaning it's almost unreadable or terribly cropped, it will be removed.
  • Also don't include mentions of this sub in the screenshot.

4. No memes or meme-like posts.

  • That includes joke submissions. Content that fits any of those categories will be removed.

5. No hate speech

  • Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic, etc. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban.

6. Censor personal information.

  • Links are not allowed. Screenshots only.
  • Censor all real names, like in content from Facebook. Public figures of any kind are an exception to this rule.
  • Doxxing/brigading in general may lead to a ban.

If you are the target of doxxing, brigading, or other harassment coming from a submission in this subreddit, please message the moderators with a link to that post and we will investigate.

Related subs:

/r/clevercomebacks - witty responses from witty people.

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What is and isn't a Murder By Words (self.MurderedByWords)

912 · submitted 1 year ago by beerbellybegone to r/MurderedByWords

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Over the past few weeks we've begun noticing something about the quality of the posts on the subreddit, and we'd like to clarify just what is and isn't a murder.

What is a murder

1) A murder is: A RESPONSE. A murder is not a one-sided quip, sentence, statement or otherwise about any given situation.

2) A murder is: A response TO SOMEONE. A murder follows a specific format: Person A says something stupid. Person B responds to Person A explaining why what Person A said is stupid.

3) A murder is: A response to someone CALLING THEM OUT FOR BEING WRONG. Two people agreeing about something is not a murder. If both people featured in the post are saying the same thing, or Person A says something and Person B supports Person A and expands, that is not a murder.

4) A murder is a response to someone calling them out for being wrong WITH SUBSTANCE, AND RECEIPTS. Personal attacks are not murders. Calling someone wrong because they did something once in their life is not a murder. The response must be in direct relation to the original statement.

What isn't a murder:

Memes, jokes, "Your mom" jokes, small dick jokes, forever alone/virginity jokes, fat jokes, ugly jokes, crossposts from r/roast me, posts based around spelling/grammar, etc.

Although it may seem that there is some overlap, we are working very hard to not have this subreddit turn into r/politicalhumor 2. Please bear that in mind when posting.

As ever, please use the "report" button to bring rule-breaking posts to our attention. We're not always available to be online 100% of the time, and reporting bad posts allows us to take advantage of auto-moderator rules built in to help us.

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Cadet Bonespurs (i.redd.it)

14.6k · submitted 4 hours ago by SkullLeader to r/MurderedByWords

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Reach to the moon, but miss the Strait. (i.redd.it)

Hidden · submitted 1 hour ago by Affectionate-Fix4671 to r/MurderedByWords

  • 60 comments
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Why is the join button missing? MAGA is never beating the allegations 🙃 (i.redd.it)

7380 · submitted 19 hours ago by Kodbek to r/MurderedByWords

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18.6k

A very valuable lesson for young men (i.redd.it)

18.6k · submitted 23 hours ago by saucey_dawg0023 to r/MurderedByWords

  • 547 comments
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When you need a man (i.redd.it)

5734 · submitted 22 hours ago by thisistheworstreason to r/MurderedByWords

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18.6k

Shots fired in Alaska (i.redd.it)

18.6k · submitted 1 day ago by TheVoicesOfBrian to r/MurderedByWords

  • 645 comments
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Grok causing existential crisis to MAGA (i.redd.it)

2482 · submitted 21 hours ago by TopWay312 to r/MurderedByWords

  • 160 comments
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People will remember a true warrior (i.redd.it)

15.4k · submitted 1 day ago by Emotional-Ear-6638 to r/MurderedByWords

  • 441 comments
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Are we supposed to pretend this just didn't happen? (i.redd.it)

1719 · submitted 1 day ago by mrskos to r/MurderedByWords

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Nancy Mace Gets Fact Checked (i.redd.it)

14.5k · submitted 2 days ago by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM to r/MurderedByWords

  • 257 comments
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4718

ICE would’ve deported him immediately (i.redd.it)

4718 · submitted 1 day ago by Extreme-Slice-1010 to r/MurderedByWords

  • 100 comments
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9324

That's a big stone for your glass house (i.redd.it)

9324 · submitted 2 days ago by MrFenric to r/MurderedByWords

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Obama still lives rent free in the orange clown’s mind (i.redd.it)

12.2k · submitted 2 days ago by saucey_dawg0023 to r/MurderedByWords

  • 295 comments
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5486

Trump is a moron (i.redd.it)

5486 · submitted 2 days ago by M0RELight to r/MurderedByWords

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1011

They really are winning so much (i.redd.it)

1011 · submitted 2 days ago by Calamari_Calamity to r/MurderedByWords

  • 60 comments
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10.3k

MAGA accidentally projecting their own pastor onto Talarico 💀 (i.redd.it)

10.3k · submitted 2 days ago by Kodbek to r/MurderedByWords

  • 277 comments
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15.9k

Technically correct murder (i.redd.it)

15.9k · submitted 3 days ago by Low-Possibility-7060 to r/MurderedByWords

  • 135 comments
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986

That post but clarity (i.redd.it)

986 · submitted 2 days ago by rckchlkg33k to r/MurderedByWords

  • 28 comments
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4282

Absolutely murdered, destroyed, annihilated, and dominated. (i.redd.it)

4282 · submitted 3 days ago by Dwealdric to r/MurderedByWords

  • 180 comments
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I wore my homemade romper (i.redd.it)

15.1k · submitted 3 days ago by Stotallytob3r to r/MurderedByWords

  • 235 comments
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A civil remonstrance. (i.redd.it)

1225 · submitted 2 days ago by Fist-sized-river-roc to r/MurderedByWords

  • 76 comments
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2472

You idiots are supposedly the journalists. (i.redd.it)

2472 · submitted 3 days ago by Dibble_Dabble_Do1990 to r/MurderedByWords

  • 46 comments
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7037

Why is Kamala still being ranted about? (i.redd.it)

7037 · submitted 3 days ago by tommymaggots to r/MurderedByWords

  • 351 comments
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5977

Another baseless claim (i.redd.it)

5977 · submitted 3 days ago by gashtal_man to r/MurderedByWords

  • 377 comments
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