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FitButterscotch4062 • points (3 children)

“Let me enjoy not having a job while I can”

IHateMyLife612 • points (2 children)

It's all downhill from there.

Crimson-Rose28 • points (4 children)

Literally once you hit school age it’s all downhill. Being a baby and a young toddler is the ONLY time in life you have zero responsibilities.

TDYDave2 • points * (edited 4h ago) (2 children)

Going from being a poop factory to working at a shitty factory.

BeanSticky • points (1 child)

Born to poop, forced to do shit 😔

CaliforniaJade • points

Zero responsibilities and also completely dependent on the adults around you. Great if you're born into healthy family.

Internal_Pride1853 • points (2 children)

Isn’t it stressful to fully rely on someone else?

WolferGrowl • points

Only if you know what being independent feels like.

kitty13666 • points

No bills to pay yet

Borker67 • points (4 children)

Me when Im born in a rich family living in a first world country

eepy_lina • points (7 children)

a loving rich family*

a normal rich family would push a kid to mental breakdowns with expectations

ChicagFro • points (5 children)

Here’s some money, go see a Star War

WaterlooMall • points (1 child)

These are my awards, Mother. From Army.

playswithforks • points

The seal is for marksmanship!

0aniket0 • points (2 children)

Anyong!

benhur500 • points (1 child)

Anyong

povichjv7 • points (1 child)

Anyong

benhur500 • points (2 children)

Anyong

ChicagFro • points (1 child)

Heyyyy adopted brother.

WxBird • points (1 child)

this is a name I haven't heard in awhile. need a rewatch!

rockyoudottxt • points

It's one banana Micheal, what can it cost, 10 dollars?

someone010101010 • points (1 child)

Also don't worry if you become fat , we have 10 doctors at home

liverswithfavabeans • points

Who will do whatever I pay them to do!! So I’m the doctor now!

Upper-Hand-9567 • points (2 children)

Still better than a poor familu that would push a kid to mental breakdowns with expectations

SpicyRice99 • points (1 child)

The poor one can't afford to breakdown until they're rich lol

bastiVS • points

That's why personal bankruptcy is a thing.

coolcalmaesop • points (1 child)

My partner came from money but they don’t share it and he doesn’t have any which is fine. His mom proudly told me about working for Bernie Madoff so it’s all ill gotten gains anyways. What’s struck me as interesting though is that I was the child of teenagers and grew up in a house full of domestic violence, dysfunction, and drugs/alcohol, while my partner had nannies and family vacations.

At the end of it all, we’re very similar people due to our own neurodivergence and lack of trust and relationship with our parents. We both struggle with depression and feeling lost. His parents think they did everything right and he just turned out badly despite it all, but if my parents did everything wrong and I turned out “okay” despite my upbringing then how else are we to understand the impact of his unloving, wealthy family? The results were the same.

Confuseasfuck • points (1 child)

They at least can pay for treatment. Good luck having a mental breakdown while poor in a thrid world country

Gullible-Working-456 • points (1 child)

Any family can do that.

the_rat_castle • points (1 child)

um, yup expectations from family still literally give me anxiety that ruins whole weeks of my life

CactusCait • points (3 children)

The doctor is Egyptian I’ve seen his other videos. Egypt is an incredibly poor country, this child will have a lot to overcome in their lifetime.

THE_ATHEOS_ONE • points (1 child)

Let him relax for a mintie before hitting him with the "bro, you've entered hardcore mode, lock in"

Cagnazzo82 • points

Looks like he's chilling and already set after the last life so he should be good.

WillingnessHelpful77 • points (1 child)

Didn't that happen anyway

Lyndon_Boner_Johnson • points

That’s why he said it’s him

BenneB23 • points (8 children)

Hey isnt that the same doc who revived that baby

octavianreddit • points (1 child)

Haha yep I recognized him too. Such a different scenario here lol

Wazula23 • points (1 child)

Saved this baby a little too well. Now the kids pre-enlightened.

WheelsNWings114 • points

Well, that explains why lil buddy is so calm. He knows he is in good hands.

wackiack • points (1 child)

Yes! Dude is a boss. So calm

PaltryCharacter • points (1 child)

I looked him up one time and found he has his own channel where he has several videos of him saving babies like that. Just that one particular video went viral a few times. The dude is a legend. Dr. Islam Ali Abdel Rahim Eldeh

anonymous6366 • points (2 children)

Morpheus

Complex-Ball9663 • points

Was just about to ask, pretty sure it is!!

deactivate_iguana • points

Fucking legend

PlugChaos • points (5 children)

“Ahh shit here we go again”

Casualpasserby000 • points (2 children)

Damn beat me to it hha take my upvote

SaioLastSurprise • points

Bro’s definitely done this before

mothzilla • points (1 child)

On the second play through you can take your time and just enjoy yourself.

lukin187250 • points (1 child)

New game + you start with all your knowledge and skills. Problem is you currently still have to repeat the entire tutorial phase..

mothzilla • points * (edited 3h ago)

And it takes two years to unlock the jump action.

Obvious_Service_8209 • points

"They said I'd never see the light of day again... Mwuahahaha"

Dull_Lifeguard_1671 • points (2 children)

we laugh, but I certainly wouldn't be surprised if we have to keep doing this shit over n over again

ThiefOfDens • points

Yeah, you think anyone can attain enlightenment/escape with just one go? It takes ages just to figure out what game “we” are playing.

PlugChaos • points

Keep going down the rabit holes.

iThinkItNeedsGas • points (1 child)
Fenrirsulfur • points

The Prophet has returned!

Faustias • points * (edited 5h ago) (2 children)

baby forgot the first rule of reincarnation: pretend you are born for the first time.

kid gonna get his good karma in debt if he keeps that up.

ZombifiedSoul • points

baby forgot the first rule of reincarnation: pretend you are born for the first time.

Same first thought. Lol

ledow • points (5 children)

My ex- had a waterbirth (not for fancy-schmany hippie reasons, but because she wasn't allowed a lot of drugs, had disabilities which gave her joint problems, and due to some poor genetics she was more immune to anaesthetics than most people).

My daughter came out like this but far more relaxed. The doctors literally had to rough her up with a towel after a few minutes because although they didn't think there was anything wrong, they MUST hear a cry to check lung function, etc. And even that little cry was the most half-hearted "I'm sleeping here!" murmur that you've ever heard in your life. Doctor just shrugged, wrapped her back up and let her sleep.

No wailing, even at the moments of birth, just went straight back to sleep for the next however-many hours. I carried her around for a couple of hours, while mum was attended to and put onto a ward, and there wasn't a sound from her.

Now, though, she's 18. Same attitude towards relaxation, but not nearly so quiet...

_thatshowyougetants_ • points (3 children)

Your ex sounds like she has hypermobile Ehlers danlos syndrome. If she isn’t already diagnosed, do her a favor and tell her to take a look at the diagnostic sheet: https://www.ehlers-danlos.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/hEDS-Dx-Criteria-checklist-1.pdf

ledow • points

That's exactly what she, and her family, have.

We diagnosed her years before my daughter came along, who also has some minor traces of it.

PETEFO55 • points

Holy shit, good call

AssBasedProtein • points

A lovely story

PeteLangosta • points (1 child)

Just to point out, a water bith shouldn't be considered as being hippy or dangerous... as far as people take the needed precautions and are well assesed by their midwife or obstetician beforehand.

Cissychedgehog • points

Kind of sad you feel the need to apologise for and justify her decision to have a water birth.

Positive_Try929 • points (5 children)

My daughter did this too, she's 4 and still sleeps in this position, she's a spitfire and a walking menace!

Send help!

smothered-onion • points

I had to get ultrasounds every week or 2 and have so many of my baby in a thinking man’s position lol. He still sleeps like that sometimes too much older :) also quite the philosopher

EnvironmentalLime464 • points (1 child)

She will probably sleep like that as an adult as well. Around the time most people stop swaddling babies, my kid started not being about to sleep without being swaddled. I ended up swaddling them until damn near a year old. As soon as I stopped swaddling them, they figured out how to swaddle themself. At 21 years old, they still swaddle themself when they sleep. They look like a burrito in the morning.

Shemozzlecacophany • points (1 child)

I often sleep like Dracula. On my back, hands crossed across my chest and legs crossed at my ankles. It weirds me out a bit when I wake up like that. Not to mention weirding out my partner.

I_am_Lizzy • points

How pointy are your canine teeth? 🧐

Brave-Ice-9875 • points

A diva in the making!

JDface_Baker • points (5 children)

That’s a rather large newborn

Int3g3r • points

I thought the same, pray for the mother if it was a natural birth.

Razzoz9966 • points (2 children)

So an oldborn

Killer_Method • points (1 child)

Nah, just a largeborn

elthepenguin • points

Dragonborn!

bitpartmozart13 • points

I mean, he has clearly already retired

ManyTinyPinchers • points (1 child)

This was my initial thought, that baby is a big baby!

JDface_Baker • points

Same but it was more ‘that’s a big ass baby!’

Forever_Inspired • points (1 child)

Bro knew he got respawned in a better life.

skr0369 • points (4 children)

Ahh ... the same doc who saved the baby ( i am sure many..)

NovaV215 • points

That’s why the baby is so relaxed. They know they’re in good hands.

omimon • points (2 children)

Dr. Islam Ali Abdel Rahim Eldeh. There are a lot of videos of him saving babies left and right.

EstablishmentLate532 • points

I know what you really meant, but your wording gave me a funny picture of him turning to the right, saving a baby, then turning to the left and doing the same thing, like a machine.

mjm132 • points

I saw him and wondered if it was the same guy. Thank you for unofficially confirming my suspicions

zwifter11 • points (2 children)

It’s crazy to look at someone and think “How old is that person? He’s 15 minutes old.”

My car journey this morning was longer than he’s been alive.

Lunakill • points

It’s extra wild when you’re the mom. Like “this little dude is two hours old and before that he was the little shit kicking my ribs?! How did he fit? What the fuck?!”

Stormydevz • points (1 child)

Bro does NOT know about taxes 💀

Stanley-Pychak • points (4 children)

I recognize that doctor. That's the same doctor from a video that calmly brought back a baby the wasn't breathing.

NRpuffinstuff • points

Dr. Islam Eldeh!

m_littlerivers • points

Yes! I knew I had seen him before!

Uglyyellowfrog • points

I can't make out his last name, but his first name is Islam.

justadepresseduser • points (1 child)

That moment when you find out you're from Switzerland

iamrx10 • points

born to chill
forced to grind

TheMuffinator95 • points (4 children)

That baby knows something we don't.

Soft_Theory_8209 • points (2 children)

Either he’s an avatar of some god, or this kid was an adult sent back in time who knows how to exploit bets and the stock market.

SpankingBallons • points (1 child)

or still doesn't know a lot of what we do

catholicsluts • points

Yeah, how to hold a pose he was put in for a sick ass vid

Le_Gitzen • points (3 children)

He looks like a content little buddha ready for another incarnation of helping others!

Rikyone08 • points (1 child)

I can see what you mean

PsionicShift • points

Let’s all share our reclining Buddha photos!

rod_pand • points

My third son was born at home with the same vibe. From that day, it looks like he already got everything figured out. Ready for another round.

Artevyx • points (4 children)

When I was born, I just sat with my eyes open staring at everyone in the room. 👽

Then I puked.

TheWildTofuHunter • points (2 children)

My son came out, looked around at a packed room, laid on my chest and then peed on me.

jarlscrotus • points (2 children)

Both of mine immediately peed on the nurse

Catznweed • points (1 child)

According to my parents, I immediately peed on the doctor and then they laid me on the table to be cleaned up and I flipped over to my stomach, they flipped me back over to my back and I immediately flipped back to my stomach.

BoomBoomMeow1986 • points * (edited 34m ago) (1 child)

According to my Mom, when I was born, I came out with a full head of hair, screaming and crying, and then nearly fell off the scale when the nurse was weighing me because I was rolling around so much.

I came into this world screaming, fighting, and with a fabulous head of hair, and I plan on leaving this world the same way

RaptureInRed • points

My daughter tried to toothlessly bite my nipple off

Scared-Cut-4571 • points
3HaDeS3 • points (1 child)

is there only one babay doctor in that country because I have seen that guy in multiple different videos

Ironlunggs87 • points (1 child)

That's the same doctor that saved the baby here

BongDong69420 • points

Kinda crazy to peak in your first 10 minutes. It’s all down hill from here, little man.

PeterJoAl • points

This baby is clear evidence of an isekai reincarnation.

LordTomServo • points
vaynecassano • points

Just another tuesday for this guy

Kektus_Aplha • points

When you know your parents are load af so your life is gonna be chill

Ylteicc_ • points

"Finally respawned as a rich kid in a healthy marriage. The work is done."

boywhoflew • points (3 children)

I keep seeing this guy. is he the same person who saved that one baby that wasn't breathing?

Avogadros_plumber • points

That’s why the kid is so chill. Nothing to worry about

bigbadboomer • points

Yesss! I recognized him from that video too! What a beautiful human.

MendozaLiner • points

Man I'll give zero fucks this time.

PurpleZombi3 • points (2 children)

This is the baby's fourth reincarnation.

TatarAmerican • points (1 child)

"This time around, I'm not giving a shit"

ftpbrutaly80 • points

"Ooop... Okay, starting NOW I'm not giving a shit."

neatlion • points

When our baby was born she would curl up into the same position we saw her in on ultrasounds. This baby is probably doing the same

uesat2k • points

I'm Happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag I'm useless, but not for long The future is coming now.

AndyC137 • points

I'm here, now what?

Seventhson77 • points (1 child)

Born to Dillydally.

xMunificentx • points

Bro realized he spawned in a good area so just decided to chill

ButteredNun • points (3 children)

Limbs placed

bizzybaker2 • points (1 child)

No kidding, have been a labour and delivery nurse in my career and have NEVER seen a baby spontaneously do this. 

macguyver3000 • points

Yeah. Pretty sure he was posed.

moisaxe • points (1 child)

For those who forget, this is the doctor brought back a dying baby few years ago.

mic2292 • points

I see this same doctor in a lot of baby videos. Sometimes doing what he's doing in this videos. Sometimes saving a baby's life when the baby is blue in color without oxygen.

sahut652 • points (1 child)

Little bro finally has a chance to stretch out lol

RelativeCan5021 • points

That’s a big baby.

Grouchy_Animal7939 • points

"Finally! Light! Space!

fausto_ • points

This is the doc that brought a newborn back to life. I’d be relaxed around him too.

BigfootEatsBabys • points

The second coming of lebowski?

Tinknocker12 • points

That baby lived another life and knows what’s up.

mazza77 • points (2 children)

Very cute but what I find interesting is that the same doc has been on few viral videos ! Maybe he set the baby’s position as such , which is still impressive as babies don’t usually stay still that much (at least mine didn’t) .

PIPBOY-2000 • points (1 child)

The only viral video I saw this doc in was where he's literally saving a nonbreathing baby's life. The same guy poses a newborn baby for points?

Jash_pyda • points

Made up pose for sure 😊😊😊

nogoodmorning4u • points (1 child)

He's happy to finally have some room

onncho • points

His attitude is like:

“Oh finally!… I was starting to get bored in there”

wanhanred • points (1 child)

Isn't that the same guy who revived a newborn baby?

NRpuffinstuff • points

Yes! Dr Islam Eldeh!! He's a legend!

Jay_Lord_69 • points (1 child)

It's not their first time

jr_randolph • points (1 child)

so how y’all fucking shit up this century

Anonymous8776 • points

Dude knows it's all downhill from there might as well enjoy this moment while they can.

thecashblaster • points (1 child)

I’m here to chill and drink milk. And I’m all outta milk.

Distinct-Solution-99 • points

That’s not his first go-round

BroccoliMcFlurry • points

Shows that aura-farming isn't a learned skill. You're either born with or without it.

AnomandarRake_ • points

Me when I'm reincarnated into a better life as a rich young master

thegreatinsulto • points

I swear, the same doctor is in every single newborn video on the Internet

booperdooper56 • points

This guy got reincarnated and God forgot to take his memories away

Justinian555 • points
Brikandbones • points

Probably his 100th reincarnation

_Hello_Hi_Hey_ • points (1 child)

Did they give birth on a beach?

TrafyLaw • points

Aura farming straight out the womb is crazy!

mr_lab_rat • points

Born to be chill

prober_phy • points

Phew! Finally some air to breathe, that canal had me claustrophobic

slob0nmykn0b • points

Buddy said I was cramped up in there. Let me stretch out a minute. No swaddle just yet.

fancybaboon • points

Yeah, this is the 8th baby going viral for relaxing in this unusual position this week.... 100% spontaneous and natural

Aluniah • points

A natural born chiller 😄😄😄

agent-champagne • points

we know this doctor from the other video where he revives a newborn who wasn't breathing

Spaceboy779 • points

"I'm not on the clock yet"

repsolrydeRR • points

Im so jealous of that baby

Apoeee • points

When he's 45 years still chilling

Nil_Lot • points

Bro was a king in his past life

Meepmonke • points
Interesting_Math3257 • points

That kid has been here before - he and his mom are gonna surf the waves together and just enjoy the zen of being alive.

Deltamon • points

Imagine peaking in life at 5 minutes old

darky_tinymmanager • points

enjoy while you can little one

deucedwild • points

He gets its.

kickasstimus • points

Behold, the birth of Streetlamp LeMoose.

princessspeachhhh • points

He just needed some space

Bonoisapox • points

That’s a huge baby

AbbreviationsNo7570 • points

New Game started

NT-Shiyosa092201 • points

Man, another loop huh.

spook30 • points

Apparently I peed on the doctor who delivered me. It would have been great to see that video if there had been a camera phone back then.

m2astn • points

I'm shocked noone had a pair of sunglasses

ducktomguy • points

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

gurnard • points

Streetlamp LeMoose has entered the chat

SkinTightBoogiePI • points

This is the same doctor from the video where the newborn baby is not breathing and he brings him back to life, I'm sure of it!

debr1126 • points

It's so roomy out here!

Sea_Economy_8948 • points

"hell yea I got a good spawnpoint"

itsnotKARENORKEVIN • points

“I have arrived!”

WilliamSilver • points

"Whatever shall I do on this reincarnation? A question for tomorrow"

Er3bus13 • points

Another slacker is born