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The_Windermere 4.3k points * (edited 5h ago) (4 children)

It does take a lot less place, granted I have never owned a bread box, so I can't relate to the mild struggles.

capn_starsky 1.2k points (7 children)

Do you just huck them all on the counter that you store your junk mail on like me?

The_Windermere 1.2k points (5 children)

The bread relocates in the kitchen to where it was last needed.

Cosmo_Cloudy 191 points

My junk mail is indeed on my kitchen counter next to the bread tho šŸ˜‚

AbeFromanSassageKing 59 points (1 child)

That's why we call every loaf of bread we buy "Wonder Bread," because we're always wondering where the hell the kids left it after taking some slices.

hud_dev 9 points

AirTags in between the slices, it’s the only way

gbot1234 22 points (1 child)

The dough relocates from where it was last kneaded.

Redwuff 44 points (1 child)

This is the way.

krs9437 199 points (4 children)

I keep mine in a cupboard because otherwise my cat will eat it

TehTugboat 102 points (4 children)

I have a breadbox like this one, except the handle is a little apple shaped knob. My cat figured out it can open the breadbox and ate an entire loaf of bread one time. I was pissed. How’d they figure that shit out?

Deltethnia 16 points (1 child)

Some cats are like little velociraptors in that regard. Clever girls (or boys). Mine is currently working on how to open a round door knob. If they were levered knobs she'd be opening them already.

krs9437 8 points (1 child)

I was thinking maybe I should get a breadbox as a better hiding spot, but after hearing that I’ll stick with the cupboard since she hasn’t tried to break in there yet lol

Glittering-Swing-261 7 points (1 child)

It probably won't take long. We just had to buy child safety locks for our cabinet under the kitchen sink after our little punk figured out how to open it.

mimipickmi 7 points

I got child safety locks for one of my cabinets, the kind that looks like a latch and you press a button to release it. He just tore the whole thing off. Apparently my cat is stronger than a 3 year old.

CaptainMalForever 15 points

Same here. Silly cats, don't you know that you aren't supposed to like grains?

_freshgreens420 10 points (1 child)

My cat knows how to open the cabinets...

G_Art33 97 points (1 child)

I just keep it in the refrigerator or freezer. Don’t use it fast enough and it gets mold on it. I hate wasting food but idk anywhere I can get like 6 slices of bread. So I usually take half out it in the fridge and freeze the rest

Green-Bus9960 8 points

I have a space on the counter that is my ā€œcarb cornerā€. It’s got my bread, chips and anything we pick up like muffins or croissants.

I’ve never used a bread box… I live with people who if they don’t see it, it doesn’t exists. šŸ˜†.

zkareface 42 points (1 child)

I just keep my bread in the freezer.Ā 

BravesCPA 57 points (2 children)

In the fridge

mutantmonkey14 23 points (2 children)

It's supposed to go stale faster in fridge, but it does slow mold. Guess it depends on your environment and priorities ...or maybe big bread conspiracy!

spacegirl3 22 points (1 child)

Mine doesn't go stale at all, and I live alone and can sometimes take a couple weeks to go through a loaf. The coldness makes it a little firmer straight out of the fridge, but it softens back up by the time I'm actually eating the sandwich.

katwagrob 6 points

Yes, that's what we do.

Suicidalsidekick 17 points

We didn’t either. Then my cat discovered the joy of chewing through bags of bread and nibbling the bread.

MandatorySaxSolo 6 points

1st world problems

Helpdeskagent 4.1k points (6 children)

I want to side with OP, but seeing it makes me like it. Shoulda left the pic out for more support šŸ˜‚

Gr1mR3p0 1.2k points (1 child)

Yeah, same. I was ready to dislike it, but it's such an efficient use of space and it looks good! Sorry, OP, but your gf has great ideas.

MedicalSupermarket30 103 points (1 child)

Great minds think alike. I think you should take his girlfriend to teach him a lesson.

TheBackBedroomKeyhol 15 points

Take her to like, a school? Can the boyfriend even enroll? The two of them will have to make a lesson plan… sounds exhausting

housevil 99 points (1 child)

It also has the added bonus that when you open it, there's a chance that the loaf of bread might limply flop out like a dead body.

Lime_in-the-coconut 139 points

Yeah, this is a good idea. OPs girlfriend probably finds it mildly infuriating that they can't think outside the (bread) box.

Lovethiskindathing 99 points (1 child)

I thought the same, and then I saw, and thought oh... That's genius.

WindyMint443 6 points (1 child)

Right?!

Lovethiskindathing 7 points

I literally have a breadbox like this somewhere in my basement, that I put up, because it took too much space up on the counter. I'm so going to use it when I find it, but I think in my craft room! It makes so much sense vertical!

sciencebythemad 17 points

Yeah I am kinda jealous I didn’t think of this. I don’t have a bread box but now I want one

Maecyte 431 points (4 children)

It’s so much more than a bread box now

anon_lurk 266 points (1 child)

Bread closet

Elegant_Emu952 92 points (3 children)

That's what I was thinking. If I turned it vertically, I could stick booze bottles in it.

Working_Coat5193 13 points

I originally thought we were discussing the booze bottle

Savings-Kick-578 14 points

A bread bar.

DangerousDisplay7664 13 points (1 child)

it's a toilet roll holder too 😳

TheGallifreyan 703 points (3 children)
Dependent-Plane5522 39 points (1 child)

Lolol. I haven't seen this one before

pacmaster102 9 points (1 child)

Same. I'm definitely yoinking that one.

sophiabarhoum 920 points (5 children)

I actually dont hate this. It occupies a corner that would otherwise be empty or cluttered. It looks nice. And bread doesnt care if its on its side or upright.

xXQuickPointXx 242 points

Was about to say I kinda fuck with it being vertical lol

BLT_Trade_r 58 points

Ya, I think the whole point the woman is going for is to cover the bread so the counter looks clean. She just wants to save some space.

VishfulTinking 45 points

Also takes up less counter space.

mike2ff 33 points (1 child)

Saves space, still usable. I like it.

CElizB 96 points (2 children)

i like that it adds a bonus shelf on the top of it for storage. nothing balances on the horizontal ones ;)

embiaaa13 9 points

I was about to say the same. I actually like this better lol

originalusername7904 • points (2 children)
iNeedOneMoreAquarium • points (1 child)

IT'S BIGGER ON THE INSIDE

theuserwithoutaname 382 points (2 children)

Hilarious that everyone's agreeing with OPs girlfriend and OP is just like "no. You don't understand. It isn't functional. The bread flops. THE BREAD FLOPS!"

WalkingBeigeFlag 14 points

My bread flops on even horizontal so…

lagrange_james_d23dt • points (2 children)

Honestly, I kinda like it

UnarmedSnail • points (1 child)

Looks like it would save space. Makes sense to me

crippledgiants 51 points (3 children)

Honestly I'm more intrigued by the little toilet paper sized roll of paper towels

jenn363 12 points (1 child)

It’s a normal sized roll of paper towels and everything else is just jumbo sized. OP’s girlfriend is a giant.

NoMaans 8 points

Cut it in half

Venatoreo • points (1 child)

A breadbox turned sideways becomes a whiskey cabinet

RotundManul • points (1 child)

Whiskey is bread. From a certain point of view.

katewil • points (1 child)

Somehow… I don’t hate it. Makes sense. Looks good. Huh.

Civil_Change_2956 131 points (3 children)

I've never thought of this before. This is fricking genius omg. I love this. I'm gonna buy a bread box specifically to do this. I never had one cuz they take up too much counter space. But this takes less room and provides space at the top for items!

Mr-pizzapls 23 points

It’s def a good idea. This post kinda has everyone siding with his girl lmao

Individual-Crazy-706 10 points (1 child)

It won't close or open properly because the door uses a counterweight + gravity. There's usually a filter up top that prevents moisture from collecting, now that's on the side. That specific breadbox also has a space already built on top for stuff. Maybe just look for vertical or corner breadboxes instead of turning one sideways?

Civil_Change_2956 • points

This specific style looks just like those trendy cabinets people are getting. Let us struggle to close a bread box for 5 seconds for fashion

MarionberryPlus8474 100 points (2 children)

I like this idea, it saves counter space and fits nicely under that shelf. And why not store bread vertically?

_TP2_ 6 points

Yes. Its not upside down.

andyoucanburn2 287 points * (edited 5h ago) (3 children)

Honestly, I think that’s pretty clever. Smaller footprint and acts as an additional cabinet.

Ill1458 96 points

Yup. Bros mildly infuriated because he has an innovative GF

Slay_Zee 29 points

I mean a bread drawer is basically a table top cupboard... I think this is pretty smart.

IncomeAggravating932 84 points (1 child)

Your gf is a genius and imma follow her example.

zorbina 54 points (1 child)

Your girlfriend is brilliant.

Spectre_Ice 28 points (1 child)

Why does your whiskey look likes it's in time out?

underheel • points (1 child)

Never thought of that but it's a nice use of space! Tell her she's terrific.

glm0002 93 points

I want to agree with you, but think your girlfriend figured out a secret hack.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TIikCEvJM21mdE453d

lrampartl • points (1 child)

You should probably just let your girlfriend make all the major decisions from now on.

Sorry, OP.

JozJammin • points

I was like... this is genius.. I want a bread box now.

Ok-Entertainment5045 190 points (3 children)

My wife doesn’t cook, I do. She insists it’s up to her how the kitchen is arranged. You can’t win this war.

Altruistic-Dingo-757 22 points (1 child)

Oh I'm in cold war with my wife on dishes and utensils and such. I will persevere!

crippledgiants 75 points (3 children)

This sounds like ineffective communication. Advocate for yourself man.

RayquazasWrath 36 points (2 children)

Certain things just aren’t worth bringing up. Like is she happy how the kitchen is organized? Yah? Does it bother you it’s set up her way? No? Let it go.

idkwatyouwantfromme 16 points (2 children)

Yeah I never understood this, my wife and I figure everything out together and all is taken into consideration

edwbuck 14 points * (edited 2h ago) (1 child)

That requires two cooperating individuals. Alas, there are many individuals that seek control over cooperation.

Enough_Worry4104 21 points

I don't see a problem. I see a solution to a lack of counter space. Go tell her she's right.

TheSmokingHorse 71 points * (edited 5h ago) (2 children)

I think she might be a visionary. Now that I’ve seen it I think it looks excellent like that. Kind of makes sense to have a loaf sitting up right as well. Makes it easier to remove a slice. You can even use one side as a little shelf because it’s at the top.

nvgacmpr 16 points

Save alot of space

InsideBeyond12727 17 points

I simultaneously hate this and think it is brilliant

PaleInvestment3507 54 points (1 child)

If it works, it’s not stupid.

Working_Coat5193 103 points (3 children)

I’m just here to say it takes up way less space this way

CommonWest9387 23 points (1 child)

it’s way better this way. OP out here infuriated while 90% of the post agrees with the GF

injectionsiteredness 15 points

I just flipped my breadbox on its side; so much better.

Josefu_Velen 1.4k points (6 children)

And why is that a problem? Takes up less room in that space, and works just as fine as if she had it more horizontally.

tomenjean 40 points (1 child)

Well considering it’s posted in this sub it probably isn’t a problem at all. Just mildly infuriating.

a-DICK-tator 725 points (6 children)

Bread blocks the door, and when you actually manage to open it it just flops out entirely

Err_101 85 points (1 child)

That's just a bread dispenser 😁

NecessaryFine8989 82 points (2 children)

when you actually manage to open it it just flops out entirely

I've got a broken zipper like this.

Miss_Taycan 6 points (1 child)

even with a broken zipper I don't think mine reaches out. maybe it pokes its head out a tiny bit when it's warmer and the wind blows the right way

JudgementofParis 1.4k points (4 children)

if youre opening it dont you want the bread out anyway

jd3marco 262 points (1 child)

He’s intimidated by the way the bread loaf flops out like a big dong.

RapNVideoGames I like country music. 773 points (1 child)

This is such a girlfriend response. ā€œIsn’t that what you wanted, babe?ā€ Lol

BlanchedBubblegum 29 points (1 child)

Then putting the bread back in is annoying for no reason…

SolScorpii 9 points

Add a hook at the top in the inside and hang the bread bag from it

firewarrior256 13 points (1 child)

OP has a name like that and his bread just FLOPS OUT.

lowrankcock 93 points

Girlfriend has entered the chat.

MondoDuke2877 12 points

I've tried this and gravity can help smash the bread into misshapen pieces that make for a deformed sandwich.

influx3k 37 points (1 child)

Who stores their bread vertically?!

EnemyOfAi 46 points

Honestly, looking at it, she may be correct. Seems more ergonomic.

MrScratch75 • points

It looks perfect in the pic. lol. Team gf!

jasto0125 75 points

Please excuse me while I run to the kitchen. I just realized my bread box is not in its proper, elite position. Marry this one, guy.

Future_Tangerine2578 65 points (2 children)

You don’t like vertical bread? It’s far superior to horizontal bread

Gustav_Grob 14 points

It keeps the slices flat.

Serious_Badger_4145 63 points (1 child)

Honestly an excellent idea

What's more mildly infuriating to you? Your breadbox being like this, or your post leading to a increase in the number of people who do this? Cause I'm feeling inspired

tHrOwAwAyjsalefkj 329 points (4 children)

I'm with your girlfriend. It looks cute

Outrageous_Score1158 HEINZā„¢ Infuriating sauce - mild 28 points (1 child)

Bread sauna

The_Windermere 70 points (1 child)

I would even dare to say, award her life hack award of the year. I am genuinely mind blown. I would never have though of that.

moistCl1tiKaL 23 points

It looks like a little mini pantry

Quiet-Doughnut2192 28 points

It looks more functional with the little shelf on top now instead of a rolling door that you can't stack anything on

codecki 28 points (1 child)

Your girlfriend is smarter than you

brainwipe 27 points

Actually that's genius.

Boz6 103 points (4 children)

Out of curiosity OP, why is that a bad thing? You didn't say exactly why this is mildly infuriating to you, so please reply to let us know.

That placement appears to use the available space much more efficiently, including being able to put other items on the top end. Is it bad to store bread vertically, instead of horizontally? That's a real question, because I don't know.

BYO_Crayons 25 points (1 child)

Agree. I'm a convert!

R0ad13 13 points

Convertical even!

TrollOnFire 12 points (1 child)

Bread does not like to stand tall like a pillar, it likes to lay flat like a cat. Plus, have you ever tried to stack more than one loaf of bread end to end?

Vici0usRapt0r 7 points

Exactly my thought, if the counter is small, it's actually a good way to save space, although the bread won't be in its best shape, but it'll do the job.

Powerful_Company_682 52 points (1 child)

i mean what's the problem? that's more space efficient. and if your bread can't take the weight of being upright, that's shitty bread lol

analogpursuits 131 points * (edited 5h ago) (6 children)

Why do we even need the bread box here? At all. I've gotten by my whole life without one. Many dont even use these. Counter bread. Fridge bread. Drawer bead. Do you really need breadbox bread?

Edit: Pantry bread too. Because, bad kitties.

IminLoveWithMyCar3 36 points (2 children)

I have pantry bread. Because counter bread = cat bread. Because they’re rude. lol

soba-splasha-on 8 points (1 child)

My aunt had microwave bread because of a chonky lab

49ersBraves 37 points (1 child)

I dont have a pantry but I do have dogs that have, in the past, stolen whole loaves of bread from the counter. I don't always have room in the fridge or freezer, so bread and tortillas go in a bread box. One nice thing about the bread box is that you can have stuff on top of it, which you can't do with bread.

I actually like OP's girlfriend's solution because it looks like having it sideways may actually give it more flat surface to use on top.

thischangeseverythin 25 points (1 child)

Bread boxes are nice when you bake your own bread to put whole loafs. Like you kinda "cure" the loaf and after a day it feels more like store bought sandwich bread.
I wouldnt put something in there I wanted to stay crusty. Also. Its nice for when you slice two pieces off a loaf. The other bread in there keeps the sliced end from being overly dried out. Because its sorta like a humidor but for loafs of bread :)

IllSurprise3049 6 points

Because little door

UnnamedMenace 23 points (3 children)

When exposed to light, bread develops mold quicker. Keeping it in a dark and dry place preserves it longest

Hour_Seaworthiness24 14 points (1 child)

No. The opposite. Dark and stagnant air produce mold. We have a breathable basket on the counter. Time is the other factor but the kids devour bread like Tasmanian Devils.

MedicalSupermarket30 7 points

When exposed to light the bread has flashbacks of better days sitting out in the sun.

bootyprincess666 11 points

if you have no counter space this is kinda smart lol

TacticalRiotChimp 24 points

That's lowkey fucking genius and your Mrs has changed my life. Literally just did it and love it.

Strict_Berry7446 31 points (2 children)

Makes sense to me, takes up less counter space And you get a little extra shelf on top.

Top_Frosting6381 6 points

Seriously, if i ever start using a bread box, i'm doing this

flojo2012 9 points

She’s a genius

Ghost_Poison 10 points

More mildly infuriating that I never thought to do this.

blahhhhhhhhhhhblah 10 points

How does it feel, knowing you’re dating a genius?

hamish1963 24 points

I don't see a problem.

Feeling_Molasses_626 45 points (1 child)

Huh I’ve never seen that but I’m strangely down for that set up. Does its function and way less counter space being used.

Your gf is a genius OP

Equal-Negotiation651 21 points (1 child)

I think it’s cruel to make the bread stand up all it’s life until it’s eaten.

BooCreepyFootDr 18 points

I’m not sure she’s wrong.

SiriusBlack99999 20 points (1 child)

This is actually quite sensible. It minimises the amount of worktop space used.

darth-vrain 18 points

Wait actually I like that, ur gf is onto something.

DragonSong5486 19 points (1 child)

The Bread Box takes up less space and adds an additional Shelf when it's on end. Clever!

Sea-Resident7170 22 points

Never seen that, but I have to say, looks kinda nice and takes less space...

emotional-knapsack 19 points

Everything about this looks more efficient; even down to you being able to stand things ontop of it now

TumbleweedEarly3111 8 points

I like it sideways it’s like a little phone booth for the bread.

JamesLaceyAllan 8 points

This is super smart IMO - especially if counter surface is limited!

oneunique 8 points

That is actually a good idea, marry her

Don_Q_Jote 23 points (1 child)

Breadbox on the end makes good sense for: 1) space saving, and 2) keeping the bread fresher - if it's not pre-sliced bread it will keep better if you put the sliced end down and only crust exposed, maybe true even if pre-sliced.

I think your GF is marriage material, you should go ring shoppng this afternoon.

tofette 6 points (1 child)

The random toilet paper roll in the kitchen makes me feel better about our many random toilet paper rolls around the house. Who can afford actual Kleenex these days?

Acceptable_Mountain5 8 points

I like it, takes up less space.

Gullible-Working-456 8 points

I like it

clove_riot_ 6 points

I really like this idea…!

heisdeadjim_au 7 points

Considering that corner..... she is correct.

TheGirlWithACurl 8 points

I mean.. it seems to be a better use of space tbh

Imaginary-List-972 • points

I actually think that's kind of genius. Takes up less useful space and you even have a little "shelf" on top that you don't have if it lies flat.

donpablomiguel 25 points (2 children)

I don’t eat bread fast enough to justify a bread box, but I think your girlfriend is onto something here. You might as well leave her if this is mildly infuriating to you.

Paper_Champ 30 points (1 child)

Wouldn't not eating bread fast enough be the justification for a bread box

Bad-Luck-Guy 36 points (1 child)

I did not realize breadboxes were still a thing.

RimkeV 12 points

Using toilet roll instead of kitchen roll is more infuriating

Flashy-Sample-3357 6 points (1 child)

Maybe you have limited counter space? If I needed to do all that though, I would get rid of the whole thing. My problem isnt the upright position, my problem would be that it won't close all the way. However, I can't stand open tabs on my phone either, this could just be a me problem🤣🤣

Lune_Moooon 6 points

i dint knew people had such strong opinions about breadbox

chloe38 5 points

It looks kind of cool on its side. plus you get little bonus shelf lol

zhenyuanlong 7 points

she's onto something

Grand_Raccoon0923 5 points

Now it’s a bread closet.

Chance_Theme_2986 6 points

I thought it was a cupboard in a caravan. It looks annoyingly good. I think it’s annoyingly interesting.

moonsareus 6 points

Actually kinda genius tbh

Throttlechopper 10 points (1 child)

As others stated it does take up less space, but if you’re storing a delicate, sliced bread inside like a milk bread or a sliced brioche, storing it vertically will easily collapse the soft interior of the bread and result in more compact slices. There’s a reason stores stock most breads horizontally.

Altruistic_Nobody_37 12 points * (edited 4h ago) (1 child)

More usable space. And probably because it’s one of the most useless things in your kitchen. At least she’s making the best out of it.

boomer1959- 11 points

Because it saves space

Samule310 11 points (1 child)

It's better. Takes up less counter space.

adinade 19 points

You know what... I don't hate this

bashful_predator 21 points (1 child)

The thing that's mildly infuriating is your inability to adapt and embrace this monumental breakthrough in bread storage habits.

Doctor_Saved 5 points (1 child)

Why do you need a breadbox?

Cat_Lady3000 5 points

People still have bread boxes??

ukbakeslotsofcakes 6 points (1 child)

Genius idea, I’m stealing that. Gives you much more counter space and little shelf - bravo girlfriend.

SyntaxError79 5 points

You could store that whiskey in there.

Thereelgerg 7 points

Why let this infuriate you?

BadBacksFuryToad 5 points

She’s a genius.

wisewiz11 3 points

It is objectively a better use of space, especially since you can put stuff on top too. Taking the pic in portrait also seems to be hiding how much you need the counter space.

eastsacwrackshack 5 points

This actually seems smart.

_DoubleDutchess_ 4 points

I’ve just copied this with my own bread bin. Thanks OP’s girlfriend!

theMadMetis 5 points

Fits better, more counter space, maybe wake up and join her in the sun

CoCo3Papa 14 points

Counter space, if it works let it be. A small thing to make someone happy.

PrerollPapi 20 points

Gf is a free thinker. I like her

devsfan1830 17 points (1 child)

Ok. And? If you have limited counter space, and yet insist on a breadbox, this is a logical space saving move that doesn't harm anything and clearly still functions as intended. If this irritates you, get help.

Objective-Slice-1466 14 points

Ya this is dope. Your girlfriend should insist on a new bf that supports her.

ImFeelinBotty 11 points (1 child)

What does a bread box do? I just keep my bread in the freezer or on a shelf in my pantry.

SpaceySushii 10 points

So like what's the problem I looks like it's saving space