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[Meta] ] REMINDER] ANY political content will earn an immediate 30-day ban" (self.funny)

701 · submitted 3 years ago by funny_mod Does not answer PMs to r/funny

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Free Stuff! Not A Trick! You're invited to Reddit's first-ever pop-up in New York City! (self.funny)

0 · submitted 2 months ago by RamsesThePigeon to r/funny

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No, this isn't an ill-timed April Fools' Day joke: Reddit really is hosting an in-real-life pop-up in New York City – the first one that the platform has ever put together – and r/Funny is being featured in the build.

Here are the important parts:

It's completely free, you can get some free stuff, and you can meet a real-life cat.


You read that right: There will be a real-life, flesh-and-blood, actual example of Felis domesticus at the pop-up. It won't be a robot, a hologram, or an implanted memory; it will be a genuine cat whose name is "Meowdani". (You can also grab plushies, mugs, tote-bags, and other stuff, but come on, the chance to meet a member of a species that hasn't been heard from since before The Thing That Didn't Happen is the real draw.)

Anyway, the event is a bodega-themed pop-up in – as mentioned – New York City. Reddit will be – in the words of the copy-sample that we received – "bringing r/Funny to life on the shelves of r/Bodega", and the only thing that you need in order to attend is a Reddit account.


Here are the specific details:

Where:
213 Bowery
New York City, New York
USA
Planet Earth
Sol System
Orion Spur
Milky Way Galaxy
Andromeda Cluster
Virgo Supercluster
Laniakea
Sector Q
Bubble 42

When:
August 29th and 30th,
10am–10pm (on both days)

What to Expect:

  • Everyone gets a free Snoo plushie.

  • You can meet Meowdani, who was named by r/BodegaCats.

  • There will be other free stuff (like the aforementioned mugs, tote-bags, and so on).

  • Free drinks will be available.

  • Actually, wait, hang on: When we said "everyone gets a free Snoo plushie", we meant that everyone in attendance gets a free Snoo plushie. Stuffed aliens aren't going to spontaneously manifest in random folks' bedrooms or anything.

  • Something called "The Deli Counter" will be happening. (It supposedly has something to do with "subs" and "special menu items".)

  • Sorry, was that explanation about the plushies unnecessary? We're second-guessing it now.

  • There's apparently going to be a "blowout sale", which sounds naughty... but we've been told that for the last hour of the event, you'll be allowed to take home literally anything that's left in the building.

  • Meowdani is excluded from that last point.


We're required to tell you that if you want to learn more, you can "join r/Bodega to follow along, catch sneak peeks, and get the convo started". We're going to follow up by saying that although "sneak peaks" is an accepted colloquialism, "sneak" should probably be "sneaky", as "sneak" can be either a noun or a verb, and "sneak-peeks" wouldn't work (because it would mean "peeks of or at sneaks", which – once again – sounds naughty).

Also, "convo" is a stupid contraction, so please feel free to get the conversation started.*

Ahem.

"Come and join the fun in NYC!"


 

* As a final note, don't worry: The grammar snob who wrote this announcement will be kept hog-tied and gagged during this event.

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Thank You Sir (v.redd.it)

18.9k · submitted 5 hours ago by Cultural_Fall_3255 to r/funny

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Wholesome (i.redd.it)

Hidden · submitted 41 minutes ago by Ill_Cold_2514 to r/funny

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Gotta be so (i.redd.it)

2799 · submitted 2 hours ago by catmandave63 to r/funny

  • 63 comments
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THE UNIVERSE GAVE ME A SIDE QUEST I HAD TO DECLINE 💀💀 (v.redd.it)

1819 · submitted 5 hours ago by newbskie to r/funny

  • 215 comments
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I didn't expect to be personally attacked by the IHOP children's menu (i.redd.it)

1353 · submitted 4 hours ago by TK523 to r/funny

  • 69 comments
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Elizabeth Holmes looks so much like Dopey the Dwarf. (i.redd.it)

1025 · submitted 6 hours ago by Substantial_Ad152 to r/funny

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Bro, you don't have a share in the property. (v.redd.it)

2345 · submitted 15 hours ago by Mysterious_House_450 to r/funny

  • 48 comments
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Way to traumatize your kid for the rest of his life (v.redd.it)

9381 · submitted 22 hours ago by feliciodario to r/funny

  • 247 comments
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Dutch-adjusted pricing (i.redd.it)

11.9k · submitted 1 day ago by NathanCS741 to r/funny

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just because you did it, doesn't mean you're guilty (i.redd.it)

4923 · submitted 23 hours ago by MinaLovesShibas to r/funny

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thanks for wiki, i'll be try later 🫩 (i.redd.it)

Hidden · submitted 1 hour ago by erhan31cu to r/funny

  • 12 comments
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Help me, I can't see! (v.redd.it)

2450 · submitted 21 hours ago by Acceptable-Wind-7332 to r/funny

  • 40 comments
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A baby seal pup waits every morning to meet up with surfers in San Diego, California. The seal gets on their boards to catch some waves together. (v.redd.it)

3352 · submitted 1 day ago by Money-Beautiful5196 to r/funny

  • 105 comments
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Local doomsday religious mailer. 😅 (i.redd.it)

58 · submitted 2 hours ago by Richard_Cromwell to r/funny

  • 20 comments
15.0k

Expecto Catronum! (v.redd.it)

15.0k · submitted 1 day ago by Tata_Colores to r/funny

  • 198 comments
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Damn China (i.redd.it)

2426 · submitted 1 day ago by alsayyedgame to r/funny

  • 48 comments
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They said Shakespeare is dead (v.redd.it)

7599 · submitted 1 day ago by AmbitiousConcept6028 to r/funny

  • 202 comments
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1980's Weight Loss Commercial (v.redd.it)

148 · submitted 16 hours ago by TraceVelvets to r/funny

  • 39 comments
449

I honestly thought they were talking about the rapper. (i.redd.it)

449 · submitted 23 hours ago by poker_van to r/funny

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Frogs Fight (v.redd.it)

11.5k · submitted 1 day ago by Cultural_Fall_3255 to r/funny

  • 236 comments
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My husband wanted to make a video for my social media (v.redd.it)

22.2k · submitted 1 day ago by emilycopeland to r/funny

  • 361 comments
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Seconds before horrific train crash (i.redd.it)

1243 · submitted 1 day ago by pimack to r/funny

  • 42 comments
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The new sequel to the game of life (i.redd.it)

Hidden · submitted 7 minutes ago by Nearby_Ad_2519 to r/funny

  • 4 comments
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